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True rockhounds know that heart-dropping THUNK sound all too well. This funny crystal washing machine sign captures the hilarious horror of realizing your favorite finds are tumbling inside your laundry. With comic-book style drama and a perfectly panicked crystal collector, this 7"x9" metal sign is the ultimate warning—and laugh—for anyone who pockets more than lint. Ideal for laundry rooms, collector spaces, vendor booths, or gifting to that one rockhound who never checks their jeans.

  • Size: 7" x 9" metal sign

  • Printed on matte-finish sublimated aluminum

  • Bold comic-style artwork with dynamic visuals

  • No pre-drilled holes for a clean, frameable finish

  • Designed in-house for collectors who’ve lived this exact nightmare

This funny crystal washing machine sign is a badge of honor (and cautionary tale) for every crystal-carrying adventurer.

“You Haven’t Known Fear…” Funny Crystal Washing Machine Sign

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