Turns out rock collecting isn’t just a hobby—it’s evolution. This funny primitive rock collecting sign pays tribute to the ancient instincts of every gem lover, featuring a fierce, fur-clad ancestor cradling a glowing crystal in a treasure-filled cave. With fantasy-style detail and a wink to our inner stone hoarder, this 7"x9" metal sign is a stunning and humorous nod to the age-old obsession with sparkle.
Size: 7" x 9" metal sign
Richly detailed sublimated artwork on matte-finish aluminum
Fantasy-meets-humor design full of color and atmosphere
No pre-drilled holes – great for framing or rustic leaning display
Designed in-house for collectors who proudly carry on an ancient tradition
This funny primitive rock collecting sign is proof that loving crystals is just… instinctual.















