If your kitchen cabinets are packed with quartz instead of cups, you’re not alone. This funny crystal collector home sign turns the chaos into charm with the caption: “My house is not messy, it’s geologically diverse.” Set against a delightfully cluttered home filled with geodes, minerals, and boxed specimens, this 7"x9" metal sign is the perfect display piece for unapologetic collectors who know their rocks deserve room—everywhere.
Size: 7" x 9" metal sign
Sublimated matte aluminum with vibrant, detailed artwork
Hilarious and relatable for rockhounds and crystal lovers
No pre-drilled holes – ready for framing, leaning, or shelf propping
Designed in-house for collectors who proudly decorate with specimens
This funny crystal collector home sign makes the perfect gift or self-affirmation for those who live among treasures—and don’t plan on stopping.