Dishwasher? Oh no, dear—that’s a crystal cleaner! This funny crystal collector sign brings vintage vibes and gem-lover humor to life with a retro housewife confidently loading massive quartz points into the dishwasher while her skeptical husband watches. It’s a hilarious nod to every crystal enthusiast who’s ever prioritized sparkle over silverware. Perfect for kitchens, gem booths, or gifting to your favorite mineral-loving maven.
7"x9" sublimated aluminum sign
Matte finish with retro-style artwork
No holes for a clean, frame-ready display
Handmade and designed in-house for crystal lovers who get the joke
This funny crystal collector sign is a cheeky reminder that cleaning priorities are all about perspective (and sparkle).