A sword-wielding warrior. A glowing cavern. A legendary treasure chest. And what’s the ultimate reward? A shiny rock, of course! This funny fantasy crystal sign is perfect for every collector who knows that sparkle is more powerful than gold. Styled like an enchanted RPG scene, this 7"x9" metal sign captures the heroic (and hilarious) truth about crystal lovers: we’d fight dragons for the right specimen.
Size: 7" x 9" metal sign
High-quality sublimated aluminum with matte finish
Bright, bold fantasy art with rich color
No pre-drilled holes – clean look for framing or shelf display
Created in-house for gem hoarders and questing crystal nerds alike
This funny fantasy crystal sign is the perfect fusion of nerdy charm, crystal obsession, and legendary humor.
















